Total Medals Earned: 42 (From 14 different games.) Total Medal Score: 685 Points
Medals Earned: 5/8 (155/405 points)
Start playing
Defeat Fruitcake
Defeat Eggnog
Defeat Gingerbread
Save all the Pups
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game in under 6 minutes
Beat the game without healing
Medals Earned: 3/6 (20/120 points)
Play card stock
Survive for 5 days
Survive for 10 days
Survive for 30 days
Make a total of 20,000 dollars in one game
Make a total of 60,000 in one game
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/290 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Complete level 36
Medals Earned: 6/12 (85/385 points)
You started the game.
You got your first Thin Fish!
You got your first Money Fish!
You got the Robo-Fish!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You got your first Hotdog Fish!
You got the Double Food upgrade!
You got your first Carnivourus Fish!
You've recieved the Fattest Fish EVER!
Nice Job!
Medals Earned: 5/26 (45/490 points)
Earn 100 Bloody Dollars
Buy 10 Hoods
Buy 10 Blondes
Gain 10 Abominations
Earn 100,000 Bloody Dollars
Earn 5,000,000 Bloody Dollars
Earn 10,000,000,000 Bloody dollars
Buy 10 Maidens
Buy 10 Rangers
Buy 10 Brunettes
Buy 10 Grandmas
Buy 10 Gingers
Buy 10 Middle-aged
Buy 10 Fake fairies
Buy 10 Bards
Buy 10 Wannabes
Buy 10 Dolls
Buy 10 Princes
Buy 10 Princesses
Buy 10 Queens
Buy 10 Kings
Gain 500 Abominations
Gain 10,000 Abominations
Unlock the whole ascension tree
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Collect 100 Dollars worth of Coins!
Collect 500 Dollars worth of Coins!
Collect 999 Dollars worth of Coins (Counter Max!)
Break every single card block!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (85/135 points)
is this the right way?
where am i going?
do i remember?
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
...or pigs... or whatever you have.
Launch a blue shell.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (85/190 points)
Complete level 17
Find the secret button
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)